LetÂ’s be honest: no amount of wishing on red comets or kissing dragons will make you as cool as a Targaryen. No matter how often you dress up in period garb or call yourself a Lion, youÂ’re never going to be as rich as Lannister. Want to pay your debts? YouÂ’re going to have to do it the old fashioned way like the rest of us plebes.
