It has been known to science for some time that landfall hurricanes spawn rogue tornados in costal and near-costal areas. New to science, however, and of pressing concern to residents of these areas, is the punctuated updraft force capable of lifting aquatic species, particularly predatory members of the Chordata phylum, to sufficient altitudes and velocities such that inland incursion becomes inevitable. This map is the heroic result of thousands of hours of tedious research from a compendium of scientific teams specializing in areas of oceanography, climatology, marine biology, and ballistics, and represents mankind's best attempt to understand this deadly phenomenon.
